James T. Kirk would like Flap 'n Crap
Sulu: "Play? As advanced as you obviously are, and you still play?"
Jim: "Yes, play, Mr. Sulu. The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play."
Here at Default Store Studios we embrace simplicity of play. With our first game Flap 'n Crap we've offloaded the flight dynamics to a team of monkeys, saving you the player the headaches of navigating Pidge' within the game. You have one task and one task only. Crap on the heads of the sidewalk citizens. But be careful, these citizens are as right wing as it gets and they are all armed. Miss one and you're toast.